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The World is very tense right now, so I decided to not to bathe until second coming of Jesus Christ, so would reek like a dirty ass, thus I would skip the line to Heaven. In fact, such heresy should not be brought, I am a religious person and I try to go to church on Sundays. Once when I was in the church, I saw how the priest drove the evil spirit from the old woman. She was shaking and mumbling, I figured out that she was shouting quotes from Rick Ross's songs. She shouted - "Everyday I'm hustlin", "Them boys dealing blow, they John Doe" and "Port of Miami, Port of my candy". The priest read a prayer and sprinkled her with Holy water, old woman made a somersault and fell to the altar. Suddenly out of nowhere appeared white and fluffy poodle, which ran up to her and has raised a paw to pee on that old nasty gal. The priest took a small figure of an angel and threw it into a poodle. Poodle was smashed and silence appeared. The truth is that, there was some glamorous bitch in the church, who brought a little annoying dog with her. Later on the organ started to play, everybody calmed down and started to sing gospel. I had a feeling that I have come to the wrong address - Yes, sir, it was. And so it happened. The fact of the matter is, that I was getting wasted with fucked up biker from "Mud Dogs" Motor Club on the eve. He had a wodden arm and it was clear to me, that he was a biker movement veteran. That Sunday I was hungover and got a wrong adress. Instead of the church I got to the building, where was a rehearsal of the Circus Shapito. But in truth, sometimes I clean my soul through a variety of butyrate. Sometimes I can even dress up as a priest and go on preaching to Burger King's parking lot, about the dangers of viewing porn. Ordination changes souls, purges sin. My dear readers do not even try to believe what I say. I don't want you to think that I'm dirty pig. Just some times it turns into a London grime, but what did you expect? They write seriously only in the Forbes Magazine, everything is serious and all about the money. Already tired of these fat cats, the same faces again. It's my time to accumulate a large fortune, which I will hide in grandma's trunk.

Not so long ago, I tried to play the lottery and bought a lottery ticket. This happened that day when I was shearing the sheep in the barn and decided to have a drink with the local janitor. I woke up only two days later at the bus stop in my underpants, covered with a towel. I did not know was my lottery ticket with the winning numbers or not, because he was in the pocket of my pants. I went to the barn, took the wool and placed it into my underpants to not get sick fever. A little bit later the janitor entered the barn, he was wearing my pants and shaking my lottery ticket. I took a shovel, stuck it in a pile of horse shit, pulled back and fucked him up with it. In fact, this villain was a repeat offender, who served time for robbery and hooliganism in prison. I realized that their is one criminal scum less. I got scared, took off my pants off him with a lottery ticket inside and ran away. My house was in front of that barn, but it took me two hours to get there, because I was crawling like Rambo in the jungle, so nobody could notice me. I picked up a lottery ticket and realized that it was rolled into a joint spliff, smoked by a local janitor and it became pretty much useless. Well, the next day I bought a Euro Jackpot lottery ticket, has anyone won at least once? Please write in comments section about your experience playing the lottery. In this kind of lottery was a jackpot - 148 million euros, but it seems that to win it is absolutely impossible! Finally Lady Luck turned her face on me and  I guessed a few numbers and won € 20. I spent my winnings on a taser and a clay pot, which I put near my bed to shit at night, because my toilet is outside the house. If you feel that you are holding in hand the winning ticket with all guessed numbers, so you can give it to me, and you can get the fuck out (sorry for being rude, nerves) or live into the Tibetan Monastery to do Kung Fu.

Every time, when the news release comes out, I become part of the happiness, because I can tell you the essence of things. I try to choose hot topics such as napalm in Vietnam. By the way, just yesterday I received new information about the surveillance of people, being waged by CIA. These children of Hercule Poirot are spying on you everywhere. Spies have snicked into your television set and already know which programs you are watching at night. Computers, phones, peoples, politicians and even beavers are all monitored and equipped with spy devices. It seems to me, that all the people and dudes, that work in CIA are just perverts, who likes digging up other people dirty laundry. If you are feeling that you are being spied on, then please write in comments section which dirty deeds you did during last year. You're all on my hook. Let's not watch adult movies and not keep online correspondence with Osama bin Laden's followers. By the way, my neighbor is a little boy with really weird voice, like he is being put a distortion effect from Disney's Music Studio on. I am trying not to communicate with him, because their is a hypothesis that this is a cyborg, sent from North Korea to locate targets for their nukes. Also I recently got information that negros had some good fun with nuns in Italian monastery. In fact, this news are as old as my granpa's beard, who is destroying Vietcong in Valhalla right now. On this occasion I want to congratulate all women on the last holiday, with the eighth March! I advice you to always carry a knife in your purse, so that if anyone will want to have fun with you against your will, then you can stab all sorts of rapists in their Adam's Apple. And by the way, here's a little present from me personally. Enjoy it and inspire men! Please write in comments section that you presented to your woman on the eighth of March!

At last it is warm and there is no fucking snow, which I have to shovel near my house. Who knows what will happen with dollar? Please write in comments section. US of A is an interesting country, which gave World such interesting people as: Dr Alban, Kim Jong-un and other nonconformists. But they are printing dollars as rapidly as rhino's diarrhea. If you know how to get a job in the mint, write that in comments section. I want to sell various goods on this site, but inflation in Compton prevents me from doing so. I hope that I will hear coins ring in my pocket. If you want to support me, do it from the heart. I'm not afraid of big sums of money, as all will go to the development of happiness. I still have a lot to tell you.

P.S. Thank you my dear readers, dear members of the club!

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Crazy Time

Hooray!
So the New Year has come, it's time to clean your self and to feed the chicken. That should be done in order, so he could be fat and fly south. The point is that, when a chicken becomes a cock - he starts to stink terribly. Then, you have to buy him Nivea deodorant for men, also hungry wolves hunt on cocks. These fierce forest creatures are very dangerous, even the local Sheriff shits his pants when he sees these animals. But actually this are not wolves, but rather pranksters from a local drama theatre. Those inbreds put Helloween costumes on, do weird shit and scare locals. Once, when those lazy fucks were doing shit again, someone called the fire truck. The fire truck arrived, turned on the hose and a powerful pressure of the water knocked them into the river. And since then it became much calmer in the neighborhood, nobody saw them actors anymore. By the way New Year I celebrated very well. I sat at the table two mannequins, a teddy bear and invited the local janitor to my house. We were eating cones, chewing Hubba Bubba and snorting protein powder, to make muscles grow faster. Later, we went outside to start the fireworks and we saw a crow, which was laying on the ground. Janitor put it on a shovel and threw it into a trashcan, we were very frightened and went back into the house. To be honest, the fact of the matter is that - the New Year was so long ago that I hardly remember anything about that. I hope that this new year will be very successful and I hope I won't become swollen as last year. At those hard times I even was putting on adult diapers, to not to shit my bed. To be honest, this story was told me by a janitor, which I decided to keep as a secret and it was like it happened to me.

Just yesterday I got another fine for car parking. The fact is that - I didn't properly  parked the car. It wasn't my fault, because I had a lot of vodka and really high on crack at the same time. That day I actually was not driving the car, I rode in a cart, pulled by horses. Most importantly, a car parking fine was issued on the car. Now I'm receiving threats by e-mail and they say, that I won't be able to escape justice. To be honest, I heard about justice only from N.W.A. songs, but thats even not the case. The thing is that - there is a black man is hiding from justice in my closet. This dude offers me to become his lover, but I'm not a gay. I want him to come out of my closet, eat some cones and get out off my house. By the way, the beauty has a name - Abdullah ibn Pushkin. Did you heard something about chocolate rabbits? There are in police wanted list for stilling chocolate eggs from the store. I'm eating cones and wondering about different stuff, that I can find
on the Earth!. There are gypsies that harass you on the street and sell Gucci clothes. They are very pesky and stubborn, why this fashion house supplies them with clothes? I'm so high, that I can afford to buy a lot of brand clothes in a Second Hand shop.

Let's talk about good things. Not long ago there was a phone conversation between Trump and Putin and I noticed that Trump's translator was Dr.Alban. The topic of conversation was: the traffic of drugs from Colombia, picking up cones and the salvation of Europe. President Putin claimed that Europe is a prostitute of America, Trump was not afraid and supported him. In fact, the problem of global warming is complete bullshit. The topic of the protection of sexual minorities is also utter bullshit. There are more important topics for discuss, such ass:  picking up cones, the fight against terrorism in Syria, the friendship of nations and others. All sorts of idiots distract you from your agenda with all their bullshit. I believe that the UN has no power and my nuts already spilling out of my pants, it tells me that ordinary people should have more power in making important decisions. By the way, did you know that race of reptilians already settled among us? They look like
regular people, but inside of them is some sort of green slime. These reptilians are very easy to spot, when you poke them with a fork - there are tentacles coming out of every hole. My grandfather says that, fucked-up Vietnam veteran. But I still think, that it's not so bad. As long as people believe in God and live with this belief, the World would still kept afloat. So let's make money and build more temples for prayers. Jesus, the Lord of the Worlds will hear our prayers and will
banish reptilians from the Earth. Meanwhile, I'll write and do all sort of real crap for you, my dear readers and members of the club. Nobody can't prevent me to do this, even the Dark Lord can't stop me to communicate with you. Even the eruption of a volcano will not destroy my communication with you.

Also, do not forget to do good, to play the real game and to support me! Let the cash flow does not pass us by. If you want to increase your karma and to get into the book of Fame, you can donate from open heart small or big sum of money. And there's nothing wrong, do not be afraid! All of this will go to the development of happiness. As for me, I'll give the felt pens and a little of potatoes instead. If someone wants to be the master of felt pens, let me know! I have plans to develop the project and produce different buns for you.

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Cow flakes

Hey!
Ones again Nobel Prize was given to some idiots. In my opinion awarding committee has shitted their pants and right after that incident the weather guy told that winter will be extremely cold. The prize in economics was awarded for the theory of contracts. In my opinion Nobel Prize in economics should be given to an old man who counted the number of teeth in his mouth and compared them with the number of gorillas teeth. All respectable people already know what is economics - 2+2=Potato. The economy is simple - buy a jar of milk, pour a little in your mouth and rinse it. after these cunning action spit the milk back into the jar, shake it and carry the jar back to the store. After that in the store, you should say that there were parrots feathers in your milk and they already stick out from your ass. Immediately demand money for treatment, or threaten that drunken bears will come and go ape shit on their store. That is the economic relationship between people. As you understand dear readers that this is complete idiocy, but this method has a right to life.

The cold times has begun it's time to set the fires on. I have no firewood, but there are a lot of sheep's wool. I get a lot of wool, which I burn in the chimney. At night, I climb into the sheep barn of a neighbors, (where the sheep live) and I shave them with a  Gillette Mac 3 razor. So I get the wool, that I put inside the chimney. If its getting to hot in the house, I pee on the chimney and after this ritual the steam appears, which envelopes the whole neighborhood. This fumes affect people like marijuana does and people walk around high. Don't think I'm not crazy, just always have to add more spiciness to the gray days. By the way - according to statistics every 30 seconds on the Earth one person is going crazy. According to this, while you are reading this article - someone is already standing naked on the roof and whistling to the sky, so that Quik the Bunny shall descent from the sky and share a cacao.

Recently got acquainted with the secret documents and realized that hurricanes are created by scientists in the laboratory. Example: the hurricane Ivan the Terrible created in the secret laboratory. The hurricane is created in a following way - reeking, high on pot, bearded biker picks up a cup and blows into it. This way a little hurricane is being born inside. Later the cup is being placed in the bag and thrown away to the landfill. Hurricane grows in size in the landfill and later on bums chased down it into the ocean. The mother-nature is very kind to man, and all natural disasters are created by people themselves. It is incredible and classified information, but someone's got to cover the events. Many things created in America.

Of course I can not ignore the elections in America. The elections were won by Donald trump - "hand of the Kremlin". Why is he called like that? After all, it's not true! President Putin doesn't wear a wig and is not a member of wig wearer's club. Of course it is not fashionable to discuss Trump's hair, but there is something wrong on top of his head. I would say that he has some tropical jungles on his head. But in my opinion he will be an excellent president, because he knows how to ride a Segway and how to not to fall away like it did Bush junior. People gossip that Hillary got a job in Burger King  and will work in the Trump's administration. She will lead potato and sausages quality. Oh well, the time will come and we will talk more about this topic. Hey party people by the way - don't be afraid to donate money on this website, there is no nothing to worry. All the money will go to the development of happiness! Also, subscribe to the RSS feed and find out about important events first!

P.S Soon, the site will resume selling unique things, only first I have to find them :D.

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BALLS OF STEEL

As I always say - the political Worldwide tensions are sizzling hot. And it's not a dancing bear with a tambourine at the meadow - This is a full-scale conflict. At the present time there is an opposition between the great powers. To be honest I don't care who wins, I need a party right now. To be honest - I'm actually very worried about peace on Earth and so I vote for the Emperor of Afghanistan, who promised to plant the red poppy all over the World. Well, to be honest - I invented this story, I don't vote for the Emperor. There already was one emperor in the history, named Napoleon. He was playing cards on the strip and eventually he became completely naked. After a long stay in this form, he crawled into the bear's den and died there. Emperors have always been useless governors, they're dying off like flies, therefore all power should be transferred to farmers!

A human being should do useful things such as: dolphin rescuing (population), preventing whale murdering (and feed them), growing marijuana and others. Recently I slaughtered  all the crows in the park with a club, because gang of dirty crows flew from the local landfill, they smelled like slops (reeking like slops). By doing that, I chased them away from the park, so they couldn't rape old ladies anymore. After a while I heard someone screaming and saw a sheep which was sitting on a tree. I climbed a tree to save her, but a little bit later a fell down into a pit with a slipping bum, whom I got scared, took his pants off, which had Energizer batteries in the pocket. And I washed his butt to improve the odour. Okay, let's not talk about bad things and instead let's talk about the pokemon army.

Tell me please how many each one caught? I've caught two invaders and after that my phone suddenly started to vibrate and fell into a bucket with a horse dung. Since then, I stopped playing games and started to save money to invest in the business. So, the campaign is starts now, donate: 1000, 5000 or 10000 bucks and become a member of my elite club. Each member receives a club membership card, with which you can get a free entrance ticket to the circus and to the all parties of any club in Miami. All the money will go for the good deeds, also on purchase of english grammar book. I don't know how will you get inside the club with the member card, but I guarantee that you'll get this card. I need some money for business promotions, here's the thing.

Recently one friend told me about available vacancies at her working place. They needed a carpenter and tractor driver, but because my hands grow from ass - I didn't fit in for the job. I want to put on a Zorro mask and act heroically. By the way it will be Halloween soon and then Christmas. I think I will put on an inflatable butt on my head on Halloween. I'm not going to walk and talk "trick or treat", no, I will put it like this: either you give me money or I will break your neck like a twig. Most important thing is that holidays would passed with out an incident. Things are not calm in our city as well. I caught an elusive grandpa who threw feces at people. He missed me, because I have evaded and I shot him with a harpoon. The harpoon of course was not real, made from plastic for children. I'm always so glad when there is a new article on this site, because I can talk with you, my favorite readers. On this good note I will finish for today. If you have any wishes, suggestions or criticism you can write me a letter. If you want to support me, then, you can do it any time. Also you can send your gifts directly to the bank account if you wish.

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P.S My apologies about today news article being rough and aggressive. Next time the article will be much nicer and lighter.

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Golden Age

Not long ago the Rio Olympics ended with a spectacular closing ceremony. At this point I was in the bathroom and washed a dirty horse, which ran away from the Gypsies and then she came to me. A little bit later I dressed her in the nightgown and locked her in the attic. After a while, the Gypsies attacked my house and I had to call the police (SWAT team had been notified too) and a helicopter to evacuate my rubber dolls. In this stressful time I ate half a kilo of garlic and all smoothed out, because garlic kills worms and also keeps evil spirits away.There were many controversies at the Olympic Games, the subject was - the use of performance-enhancing drugs. I also ate a green cucumber and felt like a champion, also I greased some black shoe polish around my heels -  so nobody won't find me in the dark and  I will run to the finish line first. Not long ago, to relieve stress I watched the movie "Titanic" with Leonardo DiCaprio. After watching the movie I cried a lot and was horribly wet, a little bit later I decided to destroy this tape with the movie. For a long time I couldn't come in a normal mental state. I had to take the crowbar and hit myself in the stomach. Only after this procedure I was relieved, but suddenly I started to become swollen.

Not long ago some scientist said that the earth is not round, most likely it is triangular, like his ass. The science of space exploration in general isn't developed yet! Mission to Mars will fail, because the astronaut always accidentally farts
and after that every time a bubble appears and the spaceship collides with an asteroid. Recently an astronaut from Zanzibar had pooped into an illuminator and the spaceship fell into a Black Hole. NASA didn't says about it, but respectable people should know all information. I really hate stupid news and stupid scientific discoveries of stupid scientists. No, of course there is a lot of cool scientists, who know how to remove the cellulite from the ass of a camel, but that's another story.
I like economic news where they say - that Africa is full of homeless people. I just say that this is not true, because I have called a hotline and donated 1 Euro for Africa's development. I also like Forbes Magazine, where they find the money of some people. They probably did not realize that the money can be stored in a grandmother's chest and all the money can't be counted -  as a chest buried in the desert and guarded by Indians.

Summer was so hot and that why I cut the watermelon and from the rind I made a hat. I haven't got to Rio Olympics, because I wasn't allowed to enter the plane in a black cloak. So I was going by a trade ship with wood cargo, which was arrested in Panama, because of drug trafficking. So I ended up stuck there for three month. Yes, I wear a black coat dressed on my naked body, but I am not an exbicionist. I don't like these awful perverts, but to be honest I like to walk in a black cloak dressed on my naked body. I never take off that black cloak in public places, I usually take it off in front of the bears in the wood. I make them scared so they do not steal bees' honey. Strange things are happening. A few days ago I turned on the washing machine and then I found a paralyzed squirrel inside. I gave her first aid and onions to eat. X-Files... I want to believe. Okay, honestly it was a mystification - I lied about the squirrel.

I studied to be a successful manager in the Institute and know about the streams. There is a main stream and a golf stream, fck. I'm confused, I mean cash streams, fck, cash flows! Remember, that this website is such a flow or a small brook.
Let the stream flow and the music of Michael Boyarsky play!

P.S Don't forget to play real games, do not forget to do good and help others.
 

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Legendary Time

Hello party people!
For many years I'm telling you about pokemon and I reveal secrets - is there any life in the trash can. By the way, I never forgot that on this site there are a lot of business streams. Who came here for the first time or got out from the burning tank, you should know - you came here because of the love of naked penguins have brought you here. Rays of goodness sanctified you and God sent grace  through the transmitter, which this website is. Alright, let's not speak like fat priests, which receive the Holy spirit after they eat some chicken. I will not pull the cat's tail and, as I said above, this website helped me to carry on a thriving business. The business almost failed, because typhoon "Ivan the Terrible" raging for 10 years in my garden, which have destroyed all my potato. Selling of the unique things such as: wooden fork, cones of pine, box of matches filled with fresh air was slowed down too, because the wild bears snuck into my workshop and stole all my tools for craft. Also they shitted on a porch, it was necessary to clean everything with a shovel. To attract investment on this site I went on an unprecedented step. A couple of days ago, I started the game on the website. This is not a game where you have to chase the opponent and to shove him a brick in his ear, everything is much more serious. The game is called the dart, you take a dart and throw it. Know my dear friends that it's not an idiocy, it's just an epic session. You throw the Darts and get points. If you score a certain number of points, you can donate some money or big money to my cashbox. You can also donate a sum of money equal to the sum of your points. It's very simple, like chicken egg, don't worry

Now the World is in trouble! In the World there are a lot of money(so much money), even a hippopotamus at the zoo eats money instead of grass. And when he is pooping - the same money fall out from his ass. That's why the expression "dirty money" appeared. But not so bad, Mr. Proper will always come to help you. You have to hop on a broom and to think about how Moses wandered in the desert.No, it's a great mystery, better think how it's hard for Chupakabra to live in the forest. And this robber Proper will come in your house. He will tell you, that he came to wash your floor. Yes thats true, he will mop the floor, the floor will become very slippery. A little bit later you will slip and fall, you will lose consciousness.
While you will be unconscious, Proper will Rob your house. And that's the reason why the World is littered with money. I just want a little release him from such huge amounts and to direct them in another stream. Just look how we have strayed from the topic! The topic was about the great game, which was launched. Play Darts, invest in a website and never forget about mercy. And I promise that I will always please you and behave well. Know, that it's not so bad to show mercy and to invest money in my game or just to donate. And there is no shame to donate, let the others be ashamed, for instance the website - kickstarter. They gather large sums of money at their website for different projects and so you know, most of them are needless. Believe me.

The most important: when you play the game, don't fool me plz! Play fair and donate the cash from the heart. As time goes I will keep you updated, all the money will go to a handful of the good. Stop scratching the ears of rabbits, believe in me. Now I am on the crossroads, at the breaking point. Donate from the heart, And let mercy never leave you.
Thanks!
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P.S. My english is improving by every news report.

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Update

Dear my readers and members of the club!

Soon there will be the biggest update that ever was, real explosion! The update will be somewhere in May! Please be patience!
 
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New seazon

As I said that in this news release will be a powerful turning point in IT, new strategy and website content update. But because of the crisis and the collapse of the currency markets I have become much poorer. I do not keep money in the bank, I kept them in my pants and in the three-liter jar. Not long time ago I made a fire to cook a meal and bought some sausages in the market. After I ate, I had a swollen stomach and I was very scared. I was scared that the food will go through my ears
and to save myself I started jumping over the fire. When I jumped over the fire I lost my pants in it. In the pocket of my pants was a check for a large sum of dollars, which
I found in the internet and printed out. These jumps were like a movie about Indians. Later on I realized that expiry date of sausages was over for more then two years ago. That's why I was so foggy, so now I eat only yogurt, which expiry date was over two month ago. I love to eat, I'm a gourmet. Be aware, if you put a bunch of dill inside of fish and add some honey - you will get a honey-fish. Of course to do so you should be an idiot or a stupid moron. Oh, Bon appetit!

You have already noticed, that a lot of refugees are coming to Europe! The next Halloween will be the most violent as never been. Refugees will knock at your door and will say - trick or treat! trick or treat! Of course the problem with the refugees must be solved. It is necessary to build skyscrapers, to set up water communications and confiscate all TV's in the countries where they live. The life in Europe is not so easy and there is no truth on TV. Who the fu!k is watching TV? Probably every homeless are watching to the electronic stores window. I often think how to solve the problem with homeless people. As you know, that one of the concepts of this website is - mercy. First of all wash them with a water hose and let them go to the
Ritz hotel to have a meal. But this is not an easy topic for discussion, and there are many nuances.

I recently watched a cartoon and heard that hunters want to trap Yetti aka Bigfoot and send him to the space. The goal is to hit an astronauts forehead. He will do this to prevent them to open the window
at the space station. You should know that when the window is open - you can feel an air flow. As one of the many concepts of this site - is to tell the truth, I will say that it is not true. It's a stupid joke of a drunken Santa Claus at the matinee in the kindergarten. You can't fool me! There are so many alcoholics and so much alcoholism in the whole World. We have to fight against the alcoholism by taken the alcohol away from them and drink theirs drinks quickly. But this is a very complex system, it is not yet fully modified by mе. At the moment of adding of this article I gathered all my thoughts together. I remembered that I am a novice financier and philanthropist. Recently I called the emergency crew and financed them to clean a bunch of a horse dung. In fact there was a gypsy camp passing in front of my house, with a herd of horses. Invest in good things from the open heart and this site will be an excellent platform for investment!

P.S Remember that you can invest not only in emergency crew!

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Summer heat

Hi there!
I heard somewhere that breeding rabbits is a very profitable business. But this World is in trouble, the situation is getting worse every day - there is a clear confrontation (opposition) of the most powerful countries on the Planet. Which is reflected in the economic, political and military terms. The following information was obtained from reliable sources: politicians decide all their issues in the bath. The bathhouse is located somewhere in Africa in the Sahara desert. They are sitting under the hit in the strawhats and chewing a cactus with camels. By the way shaving cream Gillette actually was not invented for the face, in fact cream was invented for the ass. In order to make it easier to shove political cactus in that ass. Sorry for being rude, but it's true! Everything is turned upside down as the pan with porridge. All these global conspiracies made me lose the point about rabbits and there is no sense now to talk about them. Rabbits have been frightened by all this nightmare on the Earth, they are shaking and trembling now like a naked dwarves in the refrigerator. It will be difficult to breed them. If you breed shaking rabbits, they will deliver shaking babies, but they have to be born healthy.

Recently I wanted to open a Swiss Bank account, that later money flowed into my pocket. But I was advised not to open an account there. The old man on the street told me that there is some mountains, sheep, shepherds and nothing more. Apparently it was a former Bank depositor. I don't know of course, but I decided not to open my account there. Thinking about opening an account in a local Bank. It is necessary when your bank provides services to work with all e-currencies. It is very important for me, that managers do not ring me to propose their stupid stuff/services. For example, calling me to offer by mistake retirement of a veteran of Vietnam, or to take a loan in exchange for the boot (shoes). Global cash flow is very large, so I think it is time for the project of the century to join this thread (flow).

I think that project Potato and Nobel is a real breakthrough in the IT industry. If people are investing millions of dollars in Picasso's painting, then they can invest in this masterpiece website. Look at this website, there is nothing superfluous. On the top of the page you can see scales, which hold the entire World order. I think that the balance is broken, because disorder and spies are everywhere. By the way if you constantly read news here, you can find the gift of telekinesis inside yourself. You can move objects by force of will and quickly to hammer nails with your forehead. But better do not do it! Especially don't really try to hammer nails with your forehead. Usually, I cut the bread into small slices with the help of my forehead. But that's another story. And don't forget the concept of this site - to go in all serious.There will be something new in the next news letter, will be a tripping point in the industry!

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