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Intro: Part 2

Yesterday I was praying and almost broke my leg, because not so long ago I have heard a scream from outside and jumped out of the window. I thought that I will become a hero, who save mankind from the jaws of the dragon. Actually it was ice cream ven going past the house. The driver was screaming in the loudspeakers that in his truck he had frozen hobbits sprinkled with sugar. Also he was screaming that he doesn't have driver lacense.

At the attic I  have a mop, covered in shit - it's for heroic acts, but it's not the main thing of that topic. I decided to open a store on this website, which sells random stuff. For example: chewed peas, used toilet paper e.t.c.There is a parable about a man who decided to earn some money. He sold his Rolls Royce for two cucumbers. One in his mouth and one in his ass. After this ritual he got frightend and got inside the wooden chest. Grandma tells that our neighbor Alejandro Pushkin still sits there. Actually we don't have such neighbor in region, ok.

Now utilities bills are getting biger and weather guy says that it will be a cold times. Therefore I had to chop a tree in the city park, to use it - as a fuel to my furnance. In my house there is an oven which is out of order. I have to cook my meals on the sewer manhole. But this happens very rarrerly, because I sleep more than eat. Hot steam, mmm yummy. All this are little things and I wouldn't trouble you up with my problems. Two years ago my daddy like Pinocchio took a loan. When the money ran out a bit, we had to pay our debt with boiled peas. When boiled pease was over - the situation become ill. So I decided to trade a little bit here to get out of this financial web. It's a ittle bit confusing to tell you about this. Crisis has robbed many people!
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Job

Finally I have found a job. My task was to collect apples from the ground, and put them in a basket, but I wasnt put them in a basket, because ben001 uncle Belns from the garden told me that they will be eaten by the human beings. But its good. Later I find out that bad people were putting sticks into the apples and were hitting the wall with them.
I have put all apples from the garden into a suitcase and  was going to run away to Thailand. I was afraid that I will be punished,so I thrust two fingers in my own mouth. I wont continue any further, because today I was fired. I also have worked as a food taster, I was eating powder and swallowing markers. Let not dispute about my previous accupation.
As I already have said that I want to open the store, right here. If I will be able to sell someting - I will buy paint for my car. I will paint my car so it will turn to BMW. I forgot to tell you that I have a degree in Social Studies, now im much brighter,and because of that I wright such bullshit. But all of it is not just nonsene, it is simply other side of our lifes.
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Situation

Its summer time, hot-hot. In Russia forests are burning, in America – Obama is a president.Who has more rights, forests or Obama? Joke. Ok, I made a promise to the secret service of Madagascar that in few next days i wont speak about the situation in the World in general.It would be better, that they would give me a job, so what the hell, i will speak about situation, but not today. Ok, today we wont speak about birds, animals and hybrids.But let me say a few things about hybrids.I have a car - Volvo.Yeee, its for real party animalz! Im a party animal! But i dont like to party, because im wet bird and i need a job.What does the word "hybrid" means for this car? Nothing. Many people say, that the Volvo is not a car, it’s a hybrid of the stool and a wooden vagon. Its not true, because those chicken riders are incompetent.
Now is the time, that even in summer time  you can not relax, because as I have said in my last topics -  the World hangs on the last thread. What is the problem? Speedin. In the prophecies of the Holy – once everything will end badly, but then begins eternity.All those, who have fallen into the jaws of a crocodile will gain freedom.If they are not ''speedin''. Meaning of ''speedin'' has a deeper  meaning, then just getting fine on the road.Do not make speedin.
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Back2Life

Tt is quite tense situation in the World, there are a lot of armed conflicts.Its hard times for everyone.I'm sick of watching TV, because his infernal majesty in the wooden box. Now people have learned how to grow square watermelon.Today
genetically modified products are created.They are really unhealthy to eat.It is very good, but i dont whant to it this products, because i dont wanna be a zebra, I dont wanna to turn into it.
The financial crisis does not sleeps.He has destroyed my garlic garden.Garlic is a weapon against vampires, which became arrogant.They are raising the price of a barrel of oil.Around the world people are being obscure, and do not make good deeds.They have dirty thoughts and evil intentions.The World comes to an end, but everytinhg is not so bad, because the end is the beginin of something.
We must find an evil clown. He will be like a charge for the cannon.Lets put him like a charge into the canon and fire at the  army of evil.
The financial crisis has affected on me! With a saw i have cut a hole in a floor of my car.I place my legs into this hole and starting to run like a Flintstone. There is no pedal in my car, because im not spendy person.I dont wanna buy expensive gasoline.Its very good patent, and first who sees it here, let take it and own it.Silicon Valley is an excellent platform for innovators.
Sorry, but i must go to bed, because i don't wanna anger my mom!
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So good

I have celebrated the New Year very well.My friend  came to me, he turned on the lamp and went to bed. I didn't wanted to sleep, because I was starving. Little bit later I watched show about strong men - they were drinking whiskey, but this show wasn't about strong men. Later I found out that they were alcoholics. Then I was watching show about old woman, she was juggling with her fake leg. Maybe it was a wooden leg, i don't remember. Suddenly someone called me thru the phone. I picked up the phone and then dropped the call. Who can call me on the New Year? There are only two options - Tom Jones or his balls of steel. Its very vulgar, but its true.

In the morning I threw a  christmas tree out of the window, but I forgot to remove  decorations and lights.I was very happy, because they didn't need me anymore, because next New Year I will  celebrate in the pool.
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Wish

 

Merry Christman and a Happy New Year party people!!

Chop a christmas tree in the forest and dance around it,your nose doesn't want to be frozen.

 

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Farm

Yesterday i called to the farm i was interested in potato harvest.Farmer said that crops were eating by beetles.I wasn't upset,because I didn't have a farm.I called the wrong number.I recently wrote a letter to the UN.In attachment with the letter i put a bag with some food.Today i received a response.In an envelope with the letter was used tea bag and someone's glasses.

Yes, i have decided to do trade activities.As i have said i will  craft some gifts.I have stopped selling potatoes,because theyv got  eatin by postmen.Now i do various crafts.
I am the author of many patents.Put your hand into your pocket and put out - this is my patent.Its not the saim theme.Soon i will open the store on this site and w sell different stuff.Now i'm making wooden tv.
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MegaStore

Many people want to live happily and so they pray to God.One man wanted to win a million in the casino.He started to pray,and suddenly heard a voice from the ceiling.The voice said - hey man put the coin into the apparat don't be lazy.
It's a little parable,with out hard work you can't pull a fish.Yesterday I was in the store i saw there huge green cucumber.He was green as he should be.I was delighted and bought some candies for my car -
Volkswagen.Hmm i forgot to say something,aaaa ooh yes i have remembered.About store.I'm waiting too long for this.
I think that robots will not ruin humanity.Somebody is knocking in the nape! About my store.
Some people are selling toilet seats for a lot of money (fabulous price).Some people are selling chicken barbecue.When i was a little boy i have planted my fav potato.Once a bum climbed into my garden and stole everything.since then i do not sell potatoes.But recently i decided again to do this.Im understanding that potatoes shelf life is too little.
That's why i decided to plant grass on the head of potato.It's very simple.Take a sewing kit,cotton,tissue and sew something like a potato.Take a seeds of grass and put them into your potato.Sometimes i find some crap to sell,but who interested in it?
And that's why i decided to make some gifts with my hands.

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Summer Sun

Yesterday i was reading the newspaper, there was an article,about how good to go to the toilet after a big meal.I got scared and ran to the toilet.But it's not the main discus.Many people think that this site is a crap and here we talk only about evil beavers.But its not right.Each article has a deep meaning.This articles not just tells you about naked penguins and about ears of Tony Blair.When you read this site, think that its is very important book,which must be read and retold.Tell it to homeless for some food,but its not necessarily,
Read this book,eat some bun and go to sleep.At The next day everything will change and you'll be fine.You hear it? In the bushes some one smells.There is a fish waiting for a cat.Im not retard-guy.Yes.
I'm sorry i'm very nervous.I like to work hard.My work is to sit on the tree and look down.Once a lumberjack choped that tree and i fell from it.Lumberjack for the job paid me some cash.Read the content of this site,and think that its very importatnt book,which will guide you on the right path.Soon here will be the store.Thanks to Moses for the idea.

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Spring dreams

I know english i am inglishman.At school we were learning english,thats why i know it so bad.I like to travel.Once i was in London,i was swimming in Thames.It was good dream and i woke up dirty.Once i was in New-York,it was good dream.I woke up with broken leg.I travel alot because i like to sleep.
Our world is very small.Once i went  to the forest to have a nap.I couldn't fall asleep for a while, because i ate some red mushrooms.A little bit later monster have come,i got scared and ran away.It was - green Chupacabra.Now its very difficultly to relax somewhere.Because everywhere are cataclysms.God is angry and sends on Earth of sinners some accident.People are abnormal now.Llets pray and do exercise every day!

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